I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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