so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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