my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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