why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo