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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said

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  she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to

  (404): View more from Georgia

  You KNEW her power was out...

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• (415): View more from California

  The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.

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