You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW