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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.

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  So we're fucking tonight?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.

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• (631): View more from New York

  i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.

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• (64): View more from New Zealand

  Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.

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  How do you even...

  (770): View more from Georgia

  The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.

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  It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW

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