I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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