Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Randomize
