the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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