smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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