it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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