in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
There's always time for handjobs
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
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