Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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