Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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