Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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