i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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