porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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