trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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