Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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