i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Im part way to drunk.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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