doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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