How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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