That's when you crack a 10am beer
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...