windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.