I got her a Nickelback box set.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
