1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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