You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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