was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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