so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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