I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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