i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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