No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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