Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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