i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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