I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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