We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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