Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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