How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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