at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
