would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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