there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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