Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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