What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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