I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
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i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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