we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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