Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Sorry about my life...
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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