You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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