Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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