I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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