gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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