Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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