it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
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connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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