I'm going to jail i love you
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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