saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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