I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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