you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
What a dumb baby whore.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My vagina is officially offended.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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