when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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