Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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