It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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