she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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